John Marston/Quotes

These are quotations by or related to John Marston.

Red Dead Redemption

Skinning

 * "I can sell this."
 * "This'll fetch a good price."
 * "Ugh. This is nasty."
 * "Lie still." *chuckles*
 * "Ugh. What were you eating?"
 * "This stinks"
 * "Ugh. You stink!"
 * "C´mon, let´s get this over with!"
 * "Tough one, ain't ya?"

Riding

 * "Faster!"
 * "Easy up, now."
 * "Slooow up."
 * "C´mon!"
 * "Let's go!"
 * "Easy"

Shopping/Selling

 * "Hey there."
 * "That's all I have/got."
 * "I'll bring more next time."
 * "Why do I feel like I just got robbed?"
 * "I dont know how you get away with these prices, mister."

Placing hogtied person on horse

 * "You comfortable?"
 * "You get the smelly end."
 * "Shut up and no annoying the horse."
 * "Try not to fall off!"
 * "Don't annoy me!"
 * "I'll ride slow, don't worry."
 * "Relax, or die."

Looting Bodies

 * (Looting innocent) "What am I doing?"
 * (Looting female) "I'm sorry, ma'am."
 * (Looting female) "If you were alive, this'd be considered adultery."
 * (Looting outlaw or lawman) "To the victor, the spoils."
 * (Looting outlaw or lawman) "You won't be needin' this anymore."
 * (Looting anyone) "This ain't nice, I know."
 * (Looting anyone) "Sorry, friend."
 * (Looting anyone) "If it ain't me, it's someone else."
 * (Looting anyone) "Can I have this?"
 * (Looting male) "Excuse me partner, I ain't gettin' fresh."
 * (Looting a victim) "First they shoot you then they rob you. *chuckles* Great country."
 * (Looting outlaw) "Mind if I borrow this friend?"

Misc

 * (Saving man from wild animals) "We all have problems, and we must solve them together or we die alone."
 * "Hola, Señor. Sorry, no hablo espanol."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Sorry, those days are over."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Unfortunately, I'm married."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "I'm a married man."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Haha, I don´t think so!"
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Ha, my wife would kill me."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Damn, you ugly."
 * (When someone stands during blackjack) "Do you piss sittin' down?"
 * (While playing poker) "This time give me a real card."
 * (While playing poker) "It´s all coming back to me now."
 * (While playing liar's dice) *sniffs* "I smell bullshit. Bluff."
 * (While playing liar's dice) "I'm not a bullshitter amigo."
 * (While playing liar's dice) "Are you full of shit, I wonder?"
 * (While playing poker) "Who invited the lady?"
 * (While breaking a horse) "Oh, shit!"
 * (After successfully breaking a horse) "See? We're friends now."
 * (While playing any table game) "You got any balls in them pants?"
 * (When shooting a bird) "There's one for the pot!"
 * (When shooting a bird) "Never did like birds."
 * (When shooting a bird) "Right on the wing!"
 * (When talking to lawman) "That badge ain't a substitute for balls."
 * (Shooting a wild animal) "And that makes you mine".
 * (Shooting a bird) "That's better."
 * (Shooting a domesticated animal) "I don't know why I did that."
 * (After using dead-eye) "Well that worked!"
 * (After using dead-eye) "Guess I'll make a gunman after all!"
 * (When being shot at) "They surely know where I am."
 * (When a companion falls behind) "Hurry the hell up!"
 * (When being shot at) "Christ alive!"
 * (When being shot at) "Damn! That one almost got me!"
 * (When being shot at) "That one almost gave me a haircut!"
 * (When being shot at) "That fella can shoot!"
 * (Killing someone at a campsite) "Murdered and robbed on the same day"
 * (Low Honor) "Bet your Pa wished he'd have pulled out."
 * (Low Honor) "Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up."
 * (Low Honor) "Just kill yourself now, do humanity a favor."
 * (Low Honor) "Promise me you won't have children, mister."
 * (Low Honor) "Take my advice and give up on life, partner."
 * (Low Honor, when facing a lawmen) "God help us if you're in charge of this place."
 * (Low Honor, when facing a lawmen) "You make me glad to be a criminal."
 * (Drunk) "Do you know who John Marston is, cause I don't."
 * (After being challenged by a hunter to collect pelts) "Alright, but I warn you I'm good."
 * (After losing a sharpshooter's challenge) "I wasn't even trying."
 * (After winning a sharpshooter's challenge) "Keep trying you'll get there eventually."
 * (After being challenged to a duel) "Someone needs to teach you some respect!"
 * (After being challenged to a duel) "Sure I got some time to kill you."
 * (After being challenged to a duel) "It'd be my pleasure."
 * (After being challenged to a duel) "I can't refuse a man his dying wish."


 * (After being challenged to a duel) "You don't know me, mister."
 * (After being challenged to a duel) "Those are big words, my friend."
 * (After lassoing a person) "Hi there!"
 * (While hogtieing a person) "Friend you're screwed."
 * (While hogtieing a person) "There ain't a polite word for what you're in! "
 * (Lassoing a lawman) America! Home of the free!
 * (When horse gets stolen) "You think I won't find you?!"
 * (After shooting a saddled horse) "Sometimes I feel like a sad, lonely man..."

Multiplayer

 * (General taunt) "You cheered me up, partner. I like a good joke."
 * (General taunt) "You are all muerto!"
 * (General taunt) "Run away and maybe I won't kill you!"
 * (General taunt) "You're like a stomach worm."
 * (General taunt) "You're good as dead already!"
 * (General taunt) "You look tough, like a chewed up piece of meat."
 * (General taunt) "I'm gonna give you something to remember me by."
 * (General taunt) "You as slow as you look, friend?"
 * (General taunt) "You're finished! You hear me?"
 * (General taunt) "Did you think I wouldn't come for ya?!"
 * (General taunt) "You look kinda inbred, friend."
 * (General taunt) "I'll hunt you to hell and back!"
 * (General taunt) "You're gonna die slow, my friend!"
 * (General taunt) "Looks like the good Lord got your ass and face mixed up."
 * (General taunt) "You couldn't shoot a fart out of your own ass!"
 * (General taunt) "You really ain't up to much, are you?"
 * (General taunt) "Another coward trying to play it tough."
 * (General taunt) "What do you do when you're not pretending to be tough?"
 * (General taunt) "Who the hell do you think you are?!"
 * (General taunt) "How are you not dead already?"
 * (General taunt) "You boys just ain't that tough!"
 * (General taunt) "I'm gonna enjoy puttin' a bullet in your head!"
 * (General taunt) "You ain't foolin' no one with that act!"
 * (General taunt) "Come on! I ain't got all day!"
 * (General taunt) "It stinks of coward around here."
 * (General taunt) "You think you fools can stop me?!"
 * (General taunt) "You look like you're about to fill your pants, friend."
 * (General taunt) "I don't think I've ever been less intimidated."
 * (General taunt) "Why don't you stop trying to be something you're not?"
 * (General taunt) "Don't make this harder than it needs to be!"
 * (General taunt) "Don't act like no hero!"
 * (General taunt) "I've dropped a hundred fools like you!"
 * (General taunt) "Stay and fight me, you coward!"
 * (General taunt) "Look at you - acting all hard and tough as butter."
 * (General taunt) "You'd best shoot me now or this is over!"
 * (General taunt) "Look at you - you're a damn joke!"
 * (General taunt) "Think you're some hard case, do you?"
 * (General taunt) "I'm thinking one of us has gotta die, friend."
 * (General taunt) "Am I supposed to be scared of you or somethin'?"
 * (General taunt) "Look at you - damn parasite."
 * (General taunt) "Come on! I've seen tougher nursemaids!"
 * (General taunt) "Time somebody taught you a lesson!"
 * (General taunt) "Stop acting tough, you fool."
 * (General taunt) "Stop swaggerin' like you're some tough guy."
 * (General taunt) "I'll kill all you sons of bitches!"
 * (General taunt) "You think being a lowlife frightens people?"
 * (General taunt) "Playtime's over, kid!"
 * (General taunt) "It's you or me, friend!"
 * (General taunt) "I'm takin' you all down with me!"
 * (General taunt) "I'll kill every last one of you!"
 * (General taunt) "You know you're gonna die, right?"
 * (General taunt) "Friend, have you got a death wish?"
 * (General taunt) "Somebody thinks they're the wolf in the pack, don't they?"
 * (General taunt) "You should be standing in a field scaring crows."
 * (General taunt) "I just saw your mother suckling her young down in that pigsty."
 * (General taunt) "None of you are leavin' here alive!"
 * (General taunt) "You're as full of wind as a horse with the colic."
 * (General taunt) "This is gonna end badly for you."
 * (General taunt) "Think you're really somethin', don't you?"
 * (General taunt) "I'm gonna give you a chance to kill me, 'cause I'm just that nice."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "See? That's how it's done."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "Don't be too hard on yourself."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "It's only a game, my friend."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "And they say gambling don't pay."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "I think I'm gonna go spend some of my winnings."
 * (Winning Poker or Liar's Dice) "I think we all learned something here today."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "This is turning into a bad day."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "I don't know why I play this game."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "I should walk away before this gets any worse."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "Well, that's me out."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "That about sums up my luck recently."
 * (Losing Poker or Liar's Dice) "It's clearly not my day."

Story

 * "Come out! I don't bite. Bad joke."
 * "Somethin' funny's goin' on out there!"
 * "I've seen husbands eatin' wives, mothers eatin' sons, graves poppin' open and the undead risin' up."
 * (To Jack & Abigail after infected) "Probably just a fever"
 * (To West Dickens) "The snake oil merchant who cried wolf."
 * (To Abigail after she suggests making dinner) "Me, my darling. I am starving."
 * (To Jack when infected) "Jack, be kind to your mother" (To Abigail when infected) "Abigail, teach the boy right from wrong."
 * (To Uncle when busts through door) "You're alright, old man? You don't look so good."
 * (To Uncle when he attacks Abigail) "Uncle, you dumb son of a bitch, stop!

Savepoint Loaded

 * "I miss killing my old friends; at least it made sense."
 * "I hope I'm gonna wake up soon."
 * "Come on, now, snap out of it!"
 * "I must be losin' my mind."
 * "I deserve this..."
 * "This cant be for real."

Fighting Zombies

 * "Next time, try not believin' in reincarnation!"
 * "I hope Heaven's better the second time around!"
 * "Consider yourself cured!"
 * "Is that a beauty spot, or your eyeball hangin' out?"
 * "I think you need a doctor."
 * "Give the Devil my regards."
 * (After killing a bolter) "Quick little fucker."
 * (After killing a bruiser) "Fat freak!"
 * "Hopefully this time you stay dead!"
 * (When looting a zombie)"Seth fianally I have joined you"

Idle (not doing anything in particular)

 * "What if there's no cure?"
 * "Man, now I'm talking to myself..."