User blog comment:Gman111/Funniest RDR moment.(Offline or Singleplayer)/@comment-2138887-20100622171030

I got John drunk in the Armadillo saloon, then made him totter around. He knocked a guy holding a bottle into a sitting position into the chair between the clock and the piano, then got wedged between the clock and the sitting man, crumpled to a kneeling position and planted his face into the sitting man's crotch.

The sitting man got a surprised look on his face and said, indignatnly, "Watch yourself, sir!" He stood, making John stand.

John replied, "Beg your pardon, sir!" then tottered around a bit, collapsed again behind the piano player, face down, butt in the air, face to one side. He stayed like that until his stupor wore off.