Nigel West Dickens' Elixir

The Nigel West Dickens' Elixir, commonly abbreviated, N.W. Dickens' Elixir, an elixir sold by Nigel West Dickens, which he claims does a number of miraculous effects, including curing diseases of all sorts, and instilling superhuman abilities to the drinker. However, it is widely known that the Elixir is bogus, although West Dickens' still sells it to unsuspecting folk, claiming it is a miraculous medical breakthrough from the east.

Effects
These are the supposed effects of the Nigel West Dickens' Elixir

Cures:


 * Rheumatism


 * Lumbago


 * Acute, Chronic, Sciatic, Neurologic and Inflammatory Pain


 * Headaches


 * Neuralgia


 * Earache


 * Toothaches


 * Backaches


 * Swellings


 * Sprains


 * Sore Chest


 * Throat Swelling


 * Contracted Chords


 * Contracted Muscles


 * Anxiety


 * Ravaged Nerves


 * Stiff Joints


 * Wrenches


 * Dislocations


 * Cuts


 * Bruises

Also Provides:
 * Vitality
 * Vigor
 * Superhuman Strength
 * Superhuman Sight
 * Superhuman Accuracy