Stagecoach/dialogues

(Buffalo Soldier approaches a wagon driver to ask for a ride to Brimstone so he can talk to the governor.)

Driver (bringing his horses to a stop): Whoa!

Buffalo Soldier: Hey there, you goin' to Brimstone?

Driver: Close enough, I suppose. The express road passes about a mile outside of town.

Buffalo Soldier: Well I gotta get to the governor so he can get out the troops. There's trouble headed from down south.

Driver: Well, climb on back, soldier.

(The wagon heads off with Buffalo Soldier riding in back while waves of bandits attack.)

Buffalo Soldier: What kind of fool hauls a load of TNT through bandit country?

Buffalo Soldier: TNT? Why couldn't it be bacon and beans?

Driver: Sweet Mary, mother of God! You got them all!