Posse:69th Army Rangers Cavalry Regiment ("The Bendovers")

 is a Red Dead Redemption posse.

Rules

 * No fighting while sacrificing virgin blood. If you do this, than you are assumed to be the devil. If this is the case, we must also sacrifice your human body to Our Dark Lord, Barry
 * All Canadians must be singled out and smack talked for not having enough freedom.
 * You must listen to the General during staff meeting, or you'll get a goddamn tomahawk in the fucking leg.
 * When pursuing enemies, you must advance in arrowhead formation, or you'll get your damn head blown off, and the C.O will rip your liver out and sacrifice it to Barry, Our Humble And Magnificent Dark Lord

Leaders

 * TimmyTurnersDad (General; C.O)
 * NEDLOH (Master Sergeant; C.O)

Other members

 * Almost easy7 (Resident Cum Guzzler And Commander In Chief Of Administration Of Slurp-Slurp)
 * Madoganhen (Captain)
 * Member 3 etc.