User blog comment:Fist of Dollars/Cowboys & Aliens/@comment-4250552-20111014012823/@comment-3455248-20111014053727

The aliens should disguise themselves as cacti to blend in with the surroundings, unaware that my reckless off-road stagecoach driving will be more of a danger to them than my gunplay. Also, Nigel West Dickens should mix up an Alien repellent of some sort that will backfire and hilarity will ensue.