User blog:Jr98466/Dastardly.

So. Just finishing up some of the first chapter quests, leading up to the assault at Fort Mercer. I was riding along when the blue circle pops up, and the damsel in distress starts screaming "Help me, Help me!!" Being the upstanding gentleman I am, I of course swing over to give her a hand, when 4 bandits walk in and decide to take me out. They clearly didn't know who they were dealing with, as 4 headshots later they're on the ground, with the "damsel" screaming how she had to do it. This annoys me, so I grab my lasso, thinking I'm going to haul her around a bit and then go about my way. Suddenly fate intervenes, and what do I hear, but the train chugging on by. Inspiration takes hold of me. It's time for my inner villian to take charge. I quickly throw on my mask, hogtie the "damsel," and throw her on my horse. I get ahead of the train, and start searching. And there is my perfect spot, middle of the bridge. I quickly jump off my horse, grab the broad, and drop her in the middle of the tracks. Jump on my horse, ride to the end of the bridge, and watch as the train chugs closer and closer. Finally, as I watch her head go flying past me, I feel truly vindicated. And then, those sweet musical notes. Achievement received. Apparently Rockstar appreciates the classics as well. Gotta love it.