John Marston/Quotes

Quotes by or related to John Marston.

Combat

 * "Who do you think you are!?"
 * "Just put down the gun, friend!"
 * "You wanna die?"
 * "You don't have to do this! Just put down the gun!"
 * "I don't want no trouble mister!"
 * (In Mexico) "Me nombre es John Marston!"
 * (In Mexico) "Yo Soy John Marston!"
 * (In Mexico) "You are muerto!"
 * (In Mexico) "I guess these are the pendejos I keep hearing about!"

Skinning

 * "I can sell this."
 * "This'll fetch a good price."
 * "Ugh. This is nasty."
 * "Lie still" *chuckles*
 * "What were you eating?"
 * "This stinks"
 * "Ugh. You Stink!"
 * " C´mon, let´s get this over with!"

Riding

 * "Faster!"
 * "Slow up, now."
 * "Slooow up."
 * "C´mon!"

Shopping/Selling

 * "Hey there."
 * "That's all I have/got."
 * "I'll bring more next time."
 * "Why do I feel like I just got robbed?"

Placing hogtied person on horse

 * "You comfortable?"
 * "You get the smelly end."
 * "No annoying the horse."
 * "Try not to fall off!"

Looting Bodies

 * (looting innocent)"What am I doing?"
 * (looting female) "I'm sorry, ma'am."
 * (looting female) "If you were alive, this'd be considered adultery."
 * (looting outlaw or lawman) "To the victor goes the spoils."
 * (looting outlaw or lawman) "You wont be needing this anymore."
 * (looting anyone) "This ain't nice, I know."
 * (looting anyone) "Sorry friend."
 * (looting anyone) "If it ain't me, it's someone else."

Misc

 * "Hola, Senior. Sorry, no habla espanol."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Sorry, those days are over."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Unfortunately, I'm married."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "I'm a married man."
 * (When prostitute asks you to join them) "Haha, I don´t think so!"
 * "Damn, you ugly."
 * (When someone stands during blackjack) "Do you piss sittin' down?"
 * (While playing poker) "It´s all coming back to me now."
 * (while playing poker) "Who invited the Lady?"
 * (While breaking a horse) "Ohhhh, shit!"
 * (while playing any table game)"you got any balls in them pants?"


 * If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop digging!"