Merry Christmas, your jolly good Santa Claus is here!

Every December, I come down from the North Pole to travel across dozens of wikis across the world with my sleigh!

Santa will give you all an amazing present for being such affable children on my nice list! But don't be naughty... there is not much time left until Christmas, and trust me, you do not want horse feces in your stockings!

But tell me below what all of you spirited folk want for Christmas, and you shall receive if you've been nice!! And believe me... I know.

MERRY CHRISTMAS JOLLY COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS! I'LL RETURN ON THE 25TH!