Ho, Ho, Ho!
'Tis Christmas Eve, and it is time for Santa to cherish all of those folk on the Nice List with all of the presents he has to offer!
You have been a VERY good boy this year, but an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle can shoot your eye out! Instead, have this M134 Rotary Cannon I borrowed from good ol' General Buell!
You have also been a wonderful boy this year! 🥳🎅
For this, you shall receive your wish of a girlfriend! Here are directions to your new female companion at Smithfield's Saloon!
Unfortunately, I was not able to contact the Red Dead Redemption 2 cast to make an album, but Santa scoured his North Pole archives and found this "fire" piece!
Santa has corresponded with his elf spies in Rockstar, and they regret to inform you that due to Rockstar higher-ups being on the naughty list, they are not updating Red Dead Online! But fret not, for Santa has a new bowler hat that gives you good luck with your studies! This is how it looks on me!
Santa applauds you for being such a good boy this year! For your present, you deserve what you asked for, John Marston's model from Red Dead Redemption, modded into the epilogue of Redemption 2!
I'm sorry, but due to budget cuts and labor strikes in the North Pole, please take this Pony laptop instead.
For being such a nice boy, you shall not only receive your hippopotamus, but a personal thumbs up from Santa!
Ah, your reputation proceeds you, jolly good sir! Sadly, due to copyright policies and too few elf lawyers, I cannot give you a plumbus. But enjoy this gavel that will assist you in many future endeavors!
Enjoy your Red Dead Redemption 2 game for Christmas, fit with a Communist expansion pack!
You have been a wonderful boy this year, please enjoy this new Model 1897 C Winchester Rifle!
And for some of the folk who did not ask for gifts this year, I shall give you gifts that I think will wonderfully suit you!
You've just made it onto Santa's nice list, and for that, have this nice bag of candies!
Merry Christmas! You have been a good boy this year, and here is my gift for you: a figurine of me to remind you to stay on the nice list!
Have this snowball gun for Christmas 🎅
Enjoy this new canvas to work on your art!
Santa awards you Red Dead Wiki editor of the year!
For being wonderful administrators of this wiki, Santa awards both of you two free Arabians I found in the North Pole!
THANK YOU ALL FOR BEING SUCH JOLLY USERS ON THIS WIKI! THERE HAS NOT BEEN ONE NAUGHTY PERSON! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!! 🎅🎄