Since tomorrow is Christmas, I thought I would like to share with you a song that can fit Arthur Morgan in High Honor mode. I know I've worked hard at this and tried my best, so I hope you'll like it this Christmas.
ARTHUR'S SPENDING CHRISTMAS WITH THE SUPERSTARS
To the tune of "Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars" by Elmo Shropshire. New lyrics by Debbie Kearns.
[Chorus]
Arthur's spending Christmas with the superstars,
Since the TB took him out in the morning light.
Arthur's hanging out with all those late, great stars
For the heavenliest Christmas of his life.
He's standing under the mistletoe with Eliza.
She's been consoling him because he's missing Mary.
Then she and their son Isaac offer him a bowl,
Well-a-well-a, of Mary's gifts of chocolates filled with cherries.
[To Chorus]
He's Christmas-shopping at the mall with Lenny Summers.
They like to drink good drinks down at the Tiki Bar.
And Lenny says, "This sure beats drinking down in Valentine,
But I'm just glad we got sober before we got too far."
[To Chorus]
[Spoken]
Oh, look! Arthur Morgan's trying to do someone's braids!
Why, it's Javier Esquella!
And lookie here! He's teaching John Marston how to swim
in his swimming pool with Uncle and Buell!
Oh, Thomas Downes! Well, at least Arthur gave him company with Susan,
Davey, Jenny, Sean, Kieran, Hosea, Cain, Eagle Flies, and Molly.
[Singing]
Oh, he's been trimming the tree with Miss Abigail.
She's got that certain something her family always lacked.
But when he opens up her gift and sees a golden buck,
He says, "If it don't shine, I'll have to send it back." (Send it back!)
[To Chorus and repeat]
Anyways, have a very merry Christmas, everyone.