Ho, Ho, Ho! 🛷❄️🎅
'Tis Christmas Eve!!! Santa has traveled far from the icy North Pole to cherish those who are on his Nice List this year. Let's see who we have...
Congratulations on being on the Nice List! 🎄🎅
It's 2024, and of all the merry things that changed, one thing has not: an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle can still, in fact, shoot your eye out, let alone one with a compass in the stock. I will look forward to dueling you tonight... you do not want to see Santa's dark side.
You have been a splendid fellow this year as well! Unfortunately, Mrs. Claus told me that Sadie Adler is busy being a badass somewhere in South America. So have this copy of the hit 2024 American Christmas Action film Red One instead!
Merry Christmas little one! Have this personal football from Santa from back when he was a baller! Always be on my Nice List, or you may get a red card... from life.
Have this can of Santa-approved baked beans! As you can see, Arthur here loves it!
Ah, a Manchester United fan? I feel sorry for you! Have this present: an ugly sweater of your team to remind you of the good old days when your team were good!
You have been a wonderful boy this year, please enjoy this Mossberg 590S Pump-Action shotgun!
Please enjoy this red lightsaber you asked for this Christmas!
Once more, you have somehow made it on Santa's nice list. Have this as your present, but make sure it fits!
Here's a catalogue so you can pick out your dream Beecher's Hope Property! Cherish building your little house together this Christmas!
Merry Christmas! I do not possess the powers to ban Kid Colt from Discord, but enjoy this annual "Get Fucked" moment, sponsored by H. Roosevelt to laugh at whenever you feel down!
A Holy Bible would be nice for Christmas, to cleanse your sins.
You will receive a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car for Christmas! Have fun!
Santa shall reward you with this magic lantern projector for Christmas. Enjoy using it to spread Christmas cheer and your wonderful stories!
And for some of the folk who did not ask for presents this year, I shall give you gifts that I think will wonderfully suit you!
You have been a nice boy this year! Your present is a hockey stick!
For being a holly-jolly Discussions Moderator, Santa shall give you this slab of juicy brisket for Christmas!
Have this Legend of the East vest for Christmas! Looks jolly swell on you 🎅
Thank you for being a wonderful administrator! Have this party-sized ballistic missile for Christmas!
Santa awards you Red Dead Wiki editor of the Year!
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU AMAZING COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS! I WILL SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR!
HO, HO, HO!🎅🎄
