All posts by Jolly Ol' Santa Claus

Ho, Ho, Ho! 🛷❄️🎅

'Tis Christmas Eve!!! Santa has traveled far from the icy North Pole to cherish those who are on his Nice List this year. Let's see who we have...

@Saintgliso

Congratulations on being on the Nice List! 🎄🎅

It's 2024, and of all the merry things that changed, one thing has not: an official Red Ryder carbine-action two-hundred-shot range model air rifle can still, in fact, shoot your eye out, let alone one with a compass in the stock. I will look forward to dueling you tonight... you do not want to see Santa's dark side.

@Wadster

You have been a splendid fellow this year as well! Unfortunately, Mrs. Claus told me that Sadie Adler is busy being a badass somewhere in South America. So have this copy of the hit 2024 American Christmas Action film Red One instead!

@DragonBoy712

Merry Christmas little one! Have this personal football from Santa from back when he was a baller! Always be on my Nice List, or you may get a red card... from life.

@Jordan isle

Have this can of Santa-approved baked beans! As you can see, Arthur here loves it!

@Leprechaunlauch

Ah, a Manchester United fan? I feel sorry for you! Have this present: an ugly sweater of your team to remind you of the good old days when your team were good!

@HumAntTheWarriorAnt

You have been a wonderful boy this year, please enjoy this Mossberg 590S Pump-Action shotgun!

@Hnollw

Please enjoy this red lightsaber you asked for this Christmas!

@KidColt.45

Once more, you have somehow made it on Santa's nice list. Have this as your present, but make sure it fits!

@Blixtkatt10

Here's a catalogue so you can pick out your dream Beecher's Hope Property! Cherish building your little house together this Christmas!

@Thecirclesandtheshapes

Merry Christmas! I do not possess the powers to ban Kid Colt from Discord, but enjoy this annual "Get Fucked" moment, sponsored by H. Roosevelt to laugh at whenever you feel down!

@BillybobTheDestroyer

A Holy Bible would be nice for Christmas, to cleanse your sins.

@Oxygonal

You will receive a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe car for Christmas! Have fun!

@H. Roosevelt

Santa shall reward you with this magic lantern projector for Christmas. Enjoy using it to spread Christmas cheer and your wonderful stories!

And for some of the folk who did not ask for presents this year, I shall give you gifts that I think will wonderfully suit you!

@Helvigster

You have been a nice boy this year! Your present is a hockey stick!

@Daredevil97 the 2nd

For being a holly-jolly Discussions Moderator, Santa shall give you this slab of juicy brisket for Christmas!

@Petkoholic

Have this Legend of the East vest for Christmas! Looks jolly swell on you 🎅

@Seddielover12

Thank you for being a wonderful administrator! Have this party-sized ballistic missile for Christmas!

@GoldenPegasus5

Santa awards you Red Dead Wiki editor of the Year!

MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU AMAZING COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS! I WILL SEE YOU ALL NEXT YEAR!

HO, HO, HO!🎅🎄

Ho, Ho, Ho! Christmas is soon, cowboys and cowgirls!

Don't forget to tell Santa what you want for Christmas before it is too late! Now is the time to tell me as I prepare my sleigh with all of your gifts!

Oh, and I'll let you in on a secret... Arthur Morgan isn't dead! He is with me in the North Pole!

Howdy-ho! Merry Christmas!

Your favorite jolly traveler from the frosty North has returned once again! Santa has saddled up his sleigh to make his annual December rounds, spreading Christmas cheer across wikis far and wide. And lucky for you cowboys, the Red Dead Wiki is one of my FAVORITE stops!

The year is nearly at its end, and I’ve picked out some wonderful gifts for all the fine folk in these lands with high honor. Have you been as sweet as sugarplums? Or have you been stirring up trouble like Micah in Strawberry? Be honest now... Santa always knows. 😉

So tell Santa what you want for Christmas below, and if you have been good, you shall receive it on the twenty-fifth! And if you've been naughty? Then lock your doors.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU WILD AND JOLLY FOLK! SANTA WILL BE BACK SOON WITH YOUR WISHES!

Merry Christmas, your jolly good Santa Claus is here!

Every December, I come down from the North Pole to travel across dozens of wikis across the world with my sleigh!

Santa will give you all an amazing present for being such affable children on my nice list! But don't be naughty... there is not much time left until Christmas, and trust me, you do not want horse feces in your stockings!

But tell me below what all of you spirited folk want for Christmas, and you shall receive if you've been nice!! And believe me... I know.

MERRY CHRISTMAS JOLLY COWBOYS AND COWGIRLS! I'LL RETURN ON THE 25TH!