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Character Name Dialogue Note
Welsh and French dunk Irish in and out of a water trough
Welsh Yes, boyo. You messed up properly this time, didn't you? You little paddy bastard! You thieving mick cunt!
Irish You got it all wrong, Welsh! All wrong. It was French! I promise. He said he was gonna rip you off, and now he's rippin' me off!
Welsh and French dunk Irish back underwater
French Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 more seconds your whole world's gonna turn black!
John Marston walks into the barn
John What's up, boys?
Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John
Welsh Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French Look here, this paddy bastard stole our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on the matter.
Irish I never stole nothing, sir. Never did. Not in all me life! That French cunt! He's playing with the Welshman's tiny and ineffective mind!
French Hush your mouth!
John Anyway, y'all got horses now. No one needs to die. Leave him be.
Welsh Who do you think you are, boyo? The bloody cavalry?
John Your voice is really starting to get on my nerves, boyo.
Welsh And you're gettin' on my nerves!
French Yeah!
Welsh and French assault John, and are quickly killed
John A mister Nigel West Dickens said you'd help me locate a machine gun. And since I just saved your life...
Irish I can't thank you enough for taking care of those two degenerates. Untrustworthy, poor in personal hygiene, and lackin' in the finer qualities of a gentleman.
John What about the gun?
Irish It'd be my pleasure. She's magnificent. Government issue. It'll be a bit of a ride, but we'll get there soon enough. Follow me, fella.
John and Irish leave the barn
Irish Let's get this over with. The Saloon's callin' me.
John and Irish then mount their horses
Irish What's your name, friend?
John John. John Marston.
Irish Stroke of luck you came along, fella. I thought I'd drunk me last breakfast there for a second.
John Who were those fine specimens of humanity?
Irish They was me only friends in the world. And boy am I glad to seem bastards dead. We all met on the boat over a few years back, we did. Thick as thieves ever since, and that right there was the problem.
John Is it normal for friends in Europe to drown each other?
Irish Never trust a Welshman, me Pa always told me, and he got his throat slit, so he should know. The kind of fellas who'll steal an acorn from a blind sow and then kick her for squealin'. And as for that French bastard...
John He didn't sound very French.
Irish Not far now. The thievin' bastards are holed up at the cabin by the lake. Can't wait to see the look on their faces when we blast in there. They'll be more surprised than a slut dog with her first porcupine.
John You'd best not be lyin' to me.
Irish Listen, fella. I didn't ask for your help back there. I don't owe you nothin'.
John I'll decide what you do and don't owe me.
Irish I've had enough of your overly aggressive manner, fella. You don't know who you're dealin' with here.
John Irish, I've met enough men like you to last me a lifetime.
John and Irish ride up to the top of the hill overlooking the cabin
Irish You can make quick work of those fellas if they give you trouble. The gun's stored just inside that shack.
John What about you helping me out?
Irish Aaah... I'll cover you from the ridge... I'm better from long range. It'll be a piece of cake, fella. Trust me.
John walks down the ridge and approaches the criminals
Kent What the hell do you want?
John draws his weapon
Kent What the hell? Take him down boys!
John clears the area of criminals and enters the shack, only to find that there is no gun
John It's not here! That lyin' sack of shit!

Trivia

  • The criminal that calls out to John is Kent Gallaway.
  • If Kent survives a couple more seconds, he will shout out "Think you're a real hardcase, don't you?" Which is one of Irish's quotes in multiplayer, after the Liars and Cheats DLC pack is downloaded.
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