- "You smell like you use your own shit as a warpaint!"
- "You move like your pants are full of a donkey crap!"
- "You shoot so bad you must aim with your head as a cow backside!"
- "No, pissing in your pants doesn't count as a marking of your territory!"
- "Your breath stinks like you eat from a horse behind!"
- "I have hunted half-dead Elk that smell and look better than you."
- "If I light a match, your backside will look like a sounding smoke signal!"
- "Love drinking bull's milk from the source?"
- "There are more fleas on you than a dead whore's lap!"
- "It smells like your spirit animal has left tracks on your pants!"
- "That can't be hair on your head; it look like a valley of skin had rats!"
- "Your spirit aura glows brown you're so full of crap!"
- Hank shares the same skin with the single-player character Enepay, although they possess different voices.
- Hank shares the same quotes with Al Wolfscreed.
- He uses a U.S. Army ammo belt.
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