Jack Marston/Quotes

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These are the list of quotes by Jack Marston in Red Dead Redemption and Red Dead Redemption II.

Combat[]

"I'm John Marston's boy!"
"Go ahead! I got nothin' to live for, anyway!"
"Aw, c'mon fellas, I'm just a kid!"
"This ain't gonna end well, friend."
"Remember the name Marston?"
"My pa knew Landon Ricketts, friend!"
"I grew up with gunslingers, partner!"
"I'm sending you straight to hell!"
"Somebody taught me well!"
"I'm John Marston - Jr."
"When you meet my pa in hell, tell him I said 'hi'!"
"Now do you believe I'm a Marston?"
"You're a Joke!"
"You gonna shoot me or not?"
"This is where you die, mister!"
(In Mexico) "Give it up, amigo!"
(In Mexico) "So much for my Mexican vacation!"
(In Mexico) "You're gonna be muerto!"
(After killing someone) "Guess I didn't like the way you look."
(After killing someone) "Not bad for a youngster!"
(After killing someone) "You've gone and got yourself killed, friend."
(After killing someone) "Watch and learn!"
(After killing someone) "I'm a Marston, fool!"
(After killing someone) "Yep, I'm a Marston alright."
(After killing someone in Dead Eye) "Did you see that?!
(After killing someone in Dead Eye) "You don't learn that in school."
(After killing someone in Dead Eye) "Landon Ricketts, eat your heart out."
(After killing someone in Dead Eye) "I could do that in my sleep!"
(After killing someone in Dead Eye) "Down they go!"
(After killing a sheriff) "I hate lawmen more than anything!"
(After killing a sheriff) "Y'all killed my pa!"
(After killing a sheriff) "This one's for you, pa."
(After killing a lawman with low honor) "I'm doing the people a favor!"
(Fighting/killing a Mexican gangster) "How do you say 'corpse' in Spanish?"
(Fist-fighting) "Jack Marston, remember it!"
(Hitting someone with a gun) "I'm gonna teach you a lesson about looking out!"
(While shooting someone with a machine gun) "Die!"
(Throwing fire bottle) "They want a hoodlum, I'll give them a hoodlum!"
(Throwing fire bottle) "Ah, why not!"
(After killing a horse) "Why the long face? Heh heh."
(After killing an animal) "I love natural selection!"
(After killing an animal) "I used to love animals."
(After killing an animal) "If pa could see me now."
(After killing an animal) "Bullseye!"
(After shooting a bird) "Try flyin' now."
(After shooting a bird) "Sorry, my feathered friend."
(After shooting a bird) "Come down here."
(After shooting a bird) "Bye, birdie!"
(After killing a dog) "Aw, I'm sorry, boy."
(After killing a dog) "I guess I just miss Rufus."
(After killing a dog) "That didn't feel good."
(Knife-fighting aggressive animal) "I feel like a musketeer!"
(Knife-fighting aggressive animal) "I'm gonna skin you like an elk!"
(Being attacked by a dog/wolf) "I don't want yer rabies!"
(After killing a bear for the first time) “I did it, Pa.”
(When lassoing someone) "I just wanna talk!"
(When lassoing someone) "How do you like that?"
(When hogtying a woman) "And they say romance is dead."
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "Sorry. I was raised bad."
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "It's kill or be killed, friend."
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "I had a bad role model."
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "Who's next?"
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied person) "I guess I am my father's son."
(When slitting the throat of a hogtied woman) "I wasn't always like this, miss."
(When shooting a man attacking a prostitute) "Stop that! Get away from her!"

Dueling[]

"I'm gonna enjoy killing you."
"I can't wait to kill you."
"Hope you can back that up, partner."
"You talk some big words, mister."
"Those are big words, my friend."
"It would be my pleasure."
"You're gonna regret this."
(Challenged with low-honor) "Yeah, I killed your father. He was crying like a girl if I remember correctly."
(Challenged with low-honor) "Fine. Let's this! I'll kill you like I killed him."

Skinning[]

"Let me take your coat, madam."
"Ugh. This one reeks."
"Now for the nasty part."
(When skinning a horse) "This what I've become? A horse killer?"
"Should be able to sell this..."
"Just like you showed me, pa!"
"And pa said I wasn't a hunter!"

Treasure[]

"Jacky's gettin' an automobile!"
"Oh my good lord!"
"I don't believe it!"
"Haha! I'm rich!"
"What do we got here?"

Riding[]

"Work, ya damn nag!"
"C'mon! Faster!"
"Let's slow down."
"Faster! Faster!"
"Let's go! Let's go!"
"Let's go!"
"Easy, boy! Great."
"Whoa whoa whoa, whoa."
"Yee-haw!"
"Stop dilly-dallyin' and work!"
"Whoa, boy! Easy!"
"Come on, ya dumb nag, work!"
"Run!"
"Well done! Easy!"
"Faster!"
"Whoa!"
"C'mon!"
"C'mon, slow down!"
"Giddy up!"
"Slow up, now."
"Slow down, good."
"Let's get going!"

Shopping[]

"All the best, sir."
"That'll keep me going."
"That'll do me for now."
"Thank you very much."
"That's about it."
"That's all I got."
"Its nice to have a little money in the pocket."
"I wish I had more for you."
"I can't buy the whole store."

Putting hogtied person on horse[]

"I'll try to ride slow."
"You comfortable?"
"Horse, meet idiot."
"It's the only way to travel."
"Ah! Thank God for that!"
"Enjoy the ride."
"We're going on a little journey."
"I'm gonna enjoy this!"
"You'll enjoy this. I promise."
"Don't fall off now."
"You're going on a little ride."
"Agh! You got someone else in there?"
"It's gonna be a bumpy ride."

Greeting Mexican NPCs[]

"Uhh... Hola. Sorry, no hablo español."
(hesitantly) "Si... buenas, señor."
(hesitantly) "Si... hola, hombre."
(hesitantly) "Como son, señora."
"Hola, lady."

Miscellaneous[]

"'Course, Pa. Everyone knows about that."
"That was fun. Can we do it again?"
"You think I care about the law?"
"I don't need any crotctop right now, thanks!"
"You taught me well, Pa."
(When raining) "I better get inside."
(When raining) "Always rains when you don't want it to."
(When raining) "Oh, come on!"
(After a camp fire story) "I think I read about that in a book."
(After a camp fire story) "You sure can't tell a story, mister."
(After a camp fire story) "That old feller Uncle used to told me stories like that."
(After a camp fire story) "Ha, I'll have to remember that one."
(Entering a Deserted Location/Destroyed House) "Somethin' don't feel right here..."
(Entering a Deserted Location/Destroyed House) "Man, this place is deserted..."
(Entering a Deserted Location/Destroyed House) "Where is everybody?"
(When running out of ammo) "I thought I had more than that."
(Bumping into a male NPC) "Sorry! I was miles away!"
(When bumping into a female NPC) "Stupid woman!"
(When bumping into a female NPC) "My apologizes, ma'am."
(When bumping into a female NPC) "Careful, ma'am."
(When bumping into a female NPC) "I'm sorry, miss."
(Bumping into a lawman with low honor) "Oh look, another dumb lawman."
(Bumping into a lawman with low honor) "I wish I could say that was a mistake."
(Bumping into a lawman with low honor) "Was about to apologize, but then I saw the badge."
(Bumping into a lawman) "You're looking razor-sharp there, deputy."
(When stealing a mount/cart) "Sorry, friend. My father was a killer, nothing more!"
(When getting to a mounted gun) "This is gonna be fun!"
(Manning a cannon) "I never had any toys as a kid."
(Failing mission) "That was NEVER gonna work!"
(After committing a crime) "What have I become?"
(If shoved by John Marston) "Oh God!"

Gambling[]

(When someone folds while playing poker) "Someone forget to bring their balls?"
(Threatening someone) "This is one of those life-or-death moments, my friend."
(Winning in Blackjack) "Yeah, I'm on the up!"
(Winning in Blackjack) "Luck is on my side!"
(Winning in Blackjack/Getting Blackjack) "Ain't that a beautiful thing?"
(Someone wins in Blackjack) "You got some luck, mister."
(Someone wins in Blackjack) "Well done, sir."
(Someone wins in Blackjack) "That should've been me."
(Someone double-downs in Blackjack) "You sure about that?"
(Someone double-downs) "Go for it."
(Losing in poker) "You win some, you lose some."
(Losing in poker) "I'm just not getting the card."
(Winning Liar's Dice) "And that's how we play it. Even if I do say so myself."
(Winning Liar's Dice) "The best man wins, gentleman."
(Losing Liar's Dice) "Is this even a real game?"
(Losing Liar's Dice) "Stupid game..."
(Losing a dice) "Fine, take my die."
(Losing a dice) "I'm not done yet."
(Losing a dice) "Go on, take it."
(Someone loses a dice) "Not very good at this, are you?"
(Someone loses a dice) "Hand it over."
(Someone loses Liar's dice) "I'm afraid this ain't your game, my friend."

Talking to female NPC's (low honor)[]

"My, you've must've been past your prime when I was knee-high!"
"You're doin' terrible things to my hormones, miss!"
"You're a picture of masculinity, ma'am."
"You got me feeling all funny inside, miss."
"If only it were an older day, miss."
"Woohoo! I hope you have a personality, miss."
"I'd give anything to be that petticoat right now."
"What do you say, miss? You and me? I've like an older woman."
"I bet I could bring a smile to that face."
"You sure make a boy feel like a man."
"They tell me I'm at my sexual peak, sweetheart."
"You as aroused as I am?"
"C'mon, just one kiss."

Talking to NPC's (low honor)[]

"You call yourself a man?"
"You're one pitiful excuse for a man."
"You ever been beaten by a teenager before?"
"I don't know whether to call you mister or misses!"
"Are you always this stupid? Or are we making a special effort today?"
"Why don't you just walk away mister?"
"Must be hard being you mister."
"You got me one of them annoying faces... Now move before it annoys me anymore."
"You're an embarrassment to mankind."
"Does your mama know you're out this late?"
"Hahaha! Oh, did your mom drop you on your head when you were a baby?"
"I might be young, but I know a fake when I see one!"
"Hahahaha. Don't be scared mister, I won't hurt you."
"Don't they have special homes for people like you these days?"
"I could drop you with one hand behind my back."
"I bet even the whores turn you down."
"Look at this! The circus is in town."
"If ignorance's a bliss, you must be one happy man."
"Your wife must be one ugly woman."
"My God! Your father must have beaten you."
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Oooh, look at the big, bad lawman!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Why don't you shove that badge up your ass? See if it makes you smile!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "The only thing worse than a lawman is a government's man!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Only a coward becomes a lawman!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "What? They wouldn't let you into the army?"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "Must be nice; gettin' paid to do nothing!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "You must've been bullied a lot as a kid!"
(Talking to a lawman with low honor) "How long you gonna hide behind that badge?"

Paying Bounties[]

"Name's Marston. Jack, not John."
"This is to clear my name."
"Maybe now I can do my business without the law chasin' me."
"I'm here to clean my record."

Looting Bodies[]

(When looting a woman) "I'm so sorry, miss."
(When looting a woman) "What have I become?"
(When looting a woman) "There goes the last of my innocence."
(When looting a woman) "No wonder I'm alone."
(When looting a woman) "And I was gonna be a writer."
- (When looting a woman) "Be careful, ma'am."
"Might as well be me, mister."
"What have you got for me?"
"It's no wonder I've got problems..."
"Just a quick look."
"You won't be needing this."
"Sorry, mister."
"Hmm. Let's see."

Replying to prostitutes[]

"I'm trying to be a good boy, miss".
"I don't need to pay for it, lady."
"I'll pay for it when I'm old, lady!"
"My ma would turn in her grave".
"Sorry ma'am, I ain't interested."
"What would pa say about this, ma'am?"
"My uncle told me about women like you."
"Uncle warned me about women like you."
"Sorry, you're a little old for me."

Going After Bounty Targets[]

"Sergio Abelda, I've come to collect on the bounty!"
"Show yourself, Winkler!"
"Are you gonna come quietly, Honovi?"
"Are you gonna come quietly, Dakota?"
"Are you gonna come quietly, Ralph?"
"You're coming with me, Dale!"
"Americus Roe, I know you're here!"
"End of the line, Ramiro!"
"You know why I'm here, Mo!"
"I've come for you, Artiz!
"REYNOSO!

Red Dead Redemption II[]

Child

Defuse

"Arthur's being mean to me!"
"You think you're funny?"
"Stop picking on me."
"I don't understand."

Antagonized

"Did I do something wrong?"
"Leave me alone!"
"Don't bother me no more!"
"Stop it!"
"You're mean! Go away!"
"What is it?!"
"You're terrible!"
"I hate you, Uncle Arthur!"
"Please go away!"
"Go away now!"

Pre Teen