Letter to the Saint Denis Times Tribune‘’’ is a letter found in Red Dead Redemption 2.
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Saint Denis Times Tribune
Saint Denis
Lemoyne
Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that the habit of writing letters to newspapers has completely consumed my life. All I do all day is think about what I am going to say that is witty, pithy and will impress people I do not know. I never used to care about being pithy. Now, it is consuming my life. My once successful career as a fertilizer salesman is now but a distant memory. My life is now dominated by what others think of me.
My vanity, pride and self - absorption have become everything to me. Yet, I never used to be this way. On the eve of a new century, I pray that mankind will emerge fresh into a better world, one less consumed by the poses, pretensions and images that have obsessed him in the nineteenth century. I have many hopes for our species, but few for myself. Please destroy any future letters I send you without opening them. I am turning over a new leaf.
Life as a seller of chemical fertilizer is far more for filling than the shadow life as a man who exists merely through the eyes of others.
Yours faithfully,
Dorian Weatherby, Esq
PS - I note that in your last issue you miss-spelt my name.