- "How about that! I've seen boots step in crap but never crap stepping around in boots."
- "You have a twin, 'cause I have seen you very likeliness dropping out of a cow's ass."
- "Holy! Whoo! They let you out where children might see you, ya damn freak?"
- "Sweet lord, I've dropped gnarled turds with better looks than you."
- "Alright, which one of the local whores is your mother; the one I got off of this morning? Ha! I should go slap that bitch."
- "Is that a tan you got there or have you been rollin' in shit again?"
- "Oh, is the carnival in town? Look at the shape of that freak's head!"
- "Are you normally cross-eyed or have you just found a speck of crap on your nose?"
- "Can you move your ass upwind of me, for the sake of my nose, please?"
- "Did someone set light to your face and then beat it out with a spade?"
- "Oh, you just take a crap? I swear, I can smell you from here!"
- "When you get up behind me, it's not to get the drop on me. You lookin' at my ass, ain't ya?"
- His name may be a reference to cross-platform programmer Patrick Flanagan.
- His name suggests that he may have Irish heritage.
- He uses the same character skin as Dale Chesson.
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