- "Who wants a bullet to the head?"
- "I'll fill you so full of holes you'll whistle a tune when the wind blows!"
- "Let's open that head of yours and see if we can find us some brains!"
- "Enough with the freak show already!"
- "Were your pa and ma half brother and sister?"
- "I didn't know that the circus was in town."
- "Ha! You almost too ugly to shoot!"
- "C'mon and smile! You'll be dead soon!"
- "Just shoot yourself and do us all a favor."
- Seth LaValley bears a strong resemblance to the real Lawman and sheriff Seth Bullock.
- He uses the same character skin as Alden Renshaw.
- He is voiced by long-time Grand Theft Auto contributor Lazlow Jones.
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